Lansing, Michigan — thickums (27).
$400 an hour. I know it’s a blunt number, but that’s what it is. If you’re checking availability, I handle scheduling by phone—call me at (517) 555-0134 (I usually check that line first).
Which, okay, that’s the whole thing right there—thickums (27) at $400 an hour, Lansing area, and I’ll get you squared away by phone.
Call (517) 555-0134 if you need the timing, usually faster there than texting anyway—thickums (27).
