hey, it’s Maria. come have some fun with me—i’m the best you’ll ever have.
I’m always posting new pictures, and yeah, i mean new ones. call or text—(517) 555-0199—usually faster if you just text me first. please only text if your serious, because if there’s no call no show, I’ll block you.
Cool, so if you’re just browsing, don’t make it weird—Which, okay, i get it, but still.
