Swim in these waters at your own risk... and yeah, I’m saying that for real.
‼NO LIFEGAURD ON DUTY ‼
Erratic & delusional side effects may vary—sudden happiness or urges to better ones life, like your brain’s taking a weird detour. Wait — and I’m not even gonna pretend that sounds “normal,” because it doesn’t.
‼GORILLA GRIP MAY CAUSE HALLUCINATIONS ‼
Average is cheap & forgettable... starBurst lol not so much baby. Which, okay, I get that this reads intense, but that’s how it’s written.
Come with big money or stay where its regular degular at !
NO POLICE!
GOOD HYGEINE IS A MUST !
ASK ABOUT MY DONATIONS BOO
