SQUIRTER ALERT! Which, okay—if you’re into the “Cum Taste This Candy - 38” vibe, this one’s got that attention-grabber energy.
I’m keeping it real, though—“Squirter Alert!” is doing most of the talking here. Cool, so yeah, Kansas City, Missouri—this is the exact candy gag from the title, just spelled out and loud.
Anyway, that’s the only detail I’ve got listed: “Cum Taste This Candy - 38.” Wait — it’s short, but it hits the point.
