I’m awake, clean, and fresh from a shower the night before. I’m up in my T-shirt, no extra layers, and yeah I’m still ready and wet.
After I use the bathroom I do a quick check—whip my vagina and sniff my fingers so I know it’s still nice for you. If you hit me up after midnight, I’m down for adult freaky sex, and I’m still awake for now—better catch me before I drift back to sleep.
Wait — if you’re at home awake around 2 am in the morning, there really ain’t much going on except whatever you already do, so don’t overthink it. Go back to sleep, play with yourself, do drugs if you have any… or just handle business and let it be simple.
Also, I blow up and catastrophize my ads a bit, yeah. Which means you can’t come back later talking about false advertisement or some old boring granny sex story—this is what it is, and in my case we’re both wrong if somebody thinks they’re showing up to talk instead of for sex.
And please, keep it respectful with how you talk to me. Don’t be the type that wedges in weird questions or keeps cutting me off while I’m talking. That didn’t go how they thought it would yesterday, and I blocked that situation before we even really got started.
I’m doing anal sex as the special tonight, right now. If you don’t fit the vibe and you’re trying to act slick, don’t waste my attention or time—this room I’m in is set up how it’s set up.
Look, I don’t care if it’s Monday and you’re trying to reset after last week—if you’re here for the same thing, then be real and keep your mouth shut when you come over, unless I approach first and I start talking.
Cool. I collected $200 from yesterday and that person didn’t get back to me after, so… yeah. If you want anal sex tonight and you can keep it simple, hit me up after midnight—I'm still awake for now.
