INCALL ONLY.
‼MUST USE CONDOM.
GENEROUS, DISCREET Gentleman only — and yeah, I keep it that way. Which, okay, if you’re not trying to match the rules, don’t waste your time.
$100 special today only — 25. Wait — people always ask about the “25” part, but I’m sticking to the exact wording.
NO CHEAPSKATES.
NO LAW.

