Serious inquiries only. I won’t see you if you were a no-show before—yeah, I really have to say it.
Also, please have good hygiene. And no, I can’t do Facetime verification, but I will do photo verification—still, I check things and I don’t cut corners.
No kissing
No BBFs
No Greek
No one under the age of 25
Incall options (Kansas City, Missouri): Bbbj 100. Wait—if you were expecting a different thing, that’s what it is. Qv 150. Hhr 200. Hr 300.
Which, okay. If you’ve already no-showed, don’t try again—please.

