Let me give you the royal treatment.
Incall only—no mixing it up off-site, I keep it tight.
And yeah, you’ll want to keep it simple: text only.
35, under-35 only. Cool, not doing any of that other stuff.
No BB, no Greek, no BBBJ, no GFE, no AA.
Which, okay—if you’re texting, that’s the lane.
Anyway, I’m aiming to please, and I’m not into wasting time—just relaxing exotic fun, then it’s over.

