Good evening, gentlemen. I’m in town and ready for you—yeah, tonight.
If you want some r and r, give me a call or text, and I’ll get it arranged. Then we can just slow down, relax, and get pampered for a bit—walk it out like it’s my red carpet, and it’s the royal treatment you’re after.
Wait — I should say this clearly: I’m not affiliated with law enforcement, and I’m independent. Which, okay, that’s how it’s always been for me.
See you soon—hit me up and we’ll line it up.

