Da real slurp monster. Yeah, I know how that sounds—cool, I’ll just say it works for what I’m into.
420 friendly, and I’m into older men. I’m at a nice safe quiet location, trucker friendly area too, and you can do incall or outcall, however you want it.
Bring it here, sit back and watch da slurp show— or I can toot this up and watch you. Which, okay, don’t be shy. I’m handling it, you keep it simple.
No bare service at all. No weapons. No law enforcement. No disrespect please. Mature and serious inquiries only— I mean that part matters, and I keep repeating it because people try to skip around it.
Hit me up for a text or call when you’re ready, and I’ll answer like I should—just… try not to make it messy.
