Happy 4th yall — if you wanna good time, hmu if you’re serious about it, 21.
You have to pay for transport to and from, and it doesn’t come out of the date price. If you’re doing an outcall, you’ve gotta pay for Ubers there and back, no exceptions.
Which, okay—I'm your new favorite BBW in town. And no, please don’t play with my intelligence, because this isn’t that. Respectfully.
I’m a beautiful full figured BBW: 5'6" tall, 286 lbs. I’ve got a stupid booty and curves for days . Full-service companion, smart and funny and “freaky, sexy” too—like… I’ll match your energy, for real. Cool.
If you’re CLEAN, respectful, and discreet , we’ll get along. I’m independent, very friendly, and also very respectful—anyway, I’m about my business. You shouldn’t waste my time, and I won’t waste yours.
I’m the smart, funny, freaky, sexy companion you’ll look no further for. You come with good conversation and that even better “NUT,” and I’m what you’re looking for—happy to show you a good time.
Please respectful gentlemen only. Don’t low ball, don’t be disrespectful, and don’t play with me—cuz I’m not the wrong one but the right one ☝ .
I never rushed—like, I’m not doing that. Anyway, hit me up when you’re ready, and remember: transport and outcall Ubers are on you—there and back.
