READ MY PROFILE OR DON'T CONTACT ME. (Yeah, my profile’s not hard to get.) Which, okay—if you act disrespectful, you’re getting blocked. Full stop.
South Side, incalls only 24/7. No booking new-client appointments, either—if we’re starting, it starts with a hello and how are you. And I don’t deal with idiots who don’t seem to comprehend what “Caucasian” is.
Caucasian classy clean gentlemen only, age 21 & up. Everyone’s giving me a description of yourself—what you look like, basically. Wait—also, not everyone will be seen, even if you picked my profile. That part matters.
I don’t like the Paul Wall type. I love an Opie—like, a white male that knows he’s white. I don’t do drugs, I don’t smoke, and I’m not taking anything else on—so please party on your own time. Cool.
NO AA, MIXED, ASIANS, OR HISPANIСS
I do this because I enjoy sex, not because I have to. And no, I’m not a massage therapist—this is a business, so respect my time like I would respect yours. I check messages, but I’m not negotiating.
30 $160 — and if you can’t afford it, please find someone else.
1hr $300 — don’t ask me to change the number.
NO FAKE #, NO BLOCKED #, NO E-MAILS, NOCALLs, NO BARE OR GREEK, NOPICTURES
