Hey guys, I’m Mercedes-Benz—curvy, sweet, and ready to satisfy.
No anal. And yeah, I’m saying it plainly—no.
Only AA men 36+ , no youngsters. Wait — “23” on prices in the old text, but I’m not reprinting that cleanly here.
Incall only, and I’m only accepting calls — that’s the deal, and it’s how it’s been for me.
I’ll be honest, the rules are the rules, so don’t ask me to bend them.
