QV services for $60.
HH services for $80—yeah, I keep it simple like that.
HR services for $100, no weird add-ons.
NO BARE SERVICES, and I mean that—no exceptions.
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT and no pimps either.
Condoms please, and if you show up without them, that’s on you.
Serious inquiries only. Which, okay, I’m not trying to waste anyone’s time.
I HABLO ESPAÑOL.
Payment works like this: CASH, then CHIME, then CASHAPP—usually fastest if you use what’s already ready.
NO BARE SERVICES..NO EXCEPTIONS—wait, yeah, I already said it, but it’s important.

