Hello, I’m Lisa.
I’m an Egyptian woman, and yeah, I host only.
Do not call me — I won’t answer. Which, okay, texting only.
When you text me, you have to send a picture showing your chubby Middle Eastern guy with a crotch covered in air.
No FaceTime, so don’t ask—wait, people always ask anyway.
Cool, that’s the deal. I check that one more time before I reply, mostly on text.
