Hey — I’m a certified masseuse, and yeah, I keep it calm and peaceful when we’re together.
Rates for party favors: $200 per hour. $400 all day — and honestly, people usually pick that when they don’t want to rush. $300 overnight, which I know sounds intense, but it’s just convenient. Also, I’ve got a $165 favorite massage for 30 min, plus $100 QV. If you want pics and hot sex tapes, that’s $65. And for an 8 minute sex FaceTime call, it’s $80. Mexicans senorez get discounted—Cool.
Which, okay, I do massage, and I’m the best masseuse in town I’ve got my certificate for it.
I like perfume, potted flowers, purses, heels…—weird little details, but they set the mood. And if you want to gift me, I take it on Cash App too: $sucasbby. I check that one less sometimes, but it’s usually the fastest way there.
Beautiful, peaceful, calm experience guaranteed… yeah, I’m putting it in plain words, not trying to dress it up. rracias.
