Hello, I’m Miss Lisa.
I’m a beautiful woman, and yeah—I’m keeping it text only. Don’t call me, I won’t answer. Anyway, I’m only interested in a chubby man with a very, very hairy dick and hairy balls. Cool, you’ve gotta match that—chubby or muscular, with a very hairy dick and hairy balls—otherwise it’s not what I’m looking for.
Wait — no FaceTime, so don’t ask. And no outcalls. I host, you drive to me, that’s how it works.
