NO AA!
Limited availability, and I’m not gonna pretend I have time to answer texts—CALL to reserve an appointment. Usually I check that line way faster than a thread.
Hello, gentlemen… practice discretion when reaching out, and keep it respectful. If you want receipts, you can check my reviews on EroticMonkey, The Erotic Review (381660), and USAsexguide. I’ve never had a negative review or an unsatisfied client, which is exactly why I stay pretty picky about how people reach me.
I’m 100% independent—no pimps or boyfriends lurking around the premises. No BS, no drama. I’m punctual, always clean, smelling nice, and I’m looking hot. Anyway, that selfie verification pic requirement still stands—NO exceptions.
I’m skilled and confident in my ability to please, relieve stress, and show you a good time. I’m laid back, experienced in making you feel at ease, and I offer many ways to relieve stress, connect, unwind, relax, and blow off steam—yeah, same idea as before, just said a little differently.
Absolutely no disrespect will be tolerated. My only rule is you be a gentleman. Or don’t—just saying if you’re not on that level, don’t bother.
pLease refrain from texting; most likely it gets ignored unless you use this template—> Hello. My name is _________. I’m interested in reserving time on _______ for _____ minutes. Be sure to send your selfie verification photo.
I can provide a list of services upon request. Donation is non-negotiable. Don’t be rude and ask anyway. This isn’t a yard sale or flea market—if you’re stressing over a couple bucks, this hobby isn’t for you. Ask about content bundles!
