NO AA!
LiMiTeD AvAiLaBiLiTy… and yeah, I really don’t have time to answer texts—call to 2 rEsErVe an appointment.
Hello Gentlemen… practice discretion when reaching out and keep it respectful. You can check out my reviews on EroticMonkey, The Erotic Review (381660), and USAsexguide. And no, I’ve NEVER had a negative review or an UnSaTiSfIeD client. I’m punctual, ALWAYS clean, smelling nice, and I’m looking hott.
Which, okay, I’m skilled and confident in my ability to pLeAsE, ReLeIvE sTeEsS, and show u a GoOd time—cool, that’s what you get.
I REQUIRE a selfie verification pic, NO EXCEPTIONS. I’m a 100% INDEPENDENT provider—no pimps or boyfriends lurking around the premises. No BS & no DrAmA. I’m laid back, and I’m experienced in making you feel at ease, and I offer many ways to ReLiEvE sTrEsS, CoNnEcT, uNwInD, ReLaX, and blow off steam… anyway, same point as before: it’s about keeping it smooth.
Absolutely NO disrespect will be tolerated. My only rule is that you be a gentleman. Only the serious need to reach out. And please refrain from texting—most likely it’ll be ignored unless you use this template—>
Hello. My name is _________. I'm interested in reserving time on _______ for _____ minutes. BE SURE TO SEND UR SELFIE verification photo.
I can PrOvIdE a list of services UPON REQUEST. DoNaTiOn is NON- NEGOTIABLE. Don’t be rude and ask anyway. This isn’t a yard sale or flea market. If you’re stressing over a couple bucks, this hobby isn’t for u.
AsK about CoNtEnT bUnDlEs!
Which, okay. That selfie verification thing—yeah, it’s required every time.
