NO AA! And yeah, I’ve got limited availability. I don’t have time to answer texts—call in for a reservation and an appointment.
Hello gentlemen. Please practice discretion when reaching out and keep it respectful.
You can check my reviews on EroticMonkey, The Erotic Review (381660), and USAsexguide. I’ve never had a negative review or an unsatisfied client—cool, right?
I’m punctual, I’m always clean, I smell nice, and I’m looking hot. I’m skilled and confident in my ability to please, relieve stress, and show you a good time—anyway, that part matters.
I require a selfie verification pic, no exceptions. I’m a 100% independent provider—no pimps or boyfriends lurking around the premises. No BS, no drama.
I’m laid back and experienced in making you feel at ease, and I offer many ways to relieve stress, connect, unwind, relax, and blow off steam. Which, okay, if you’re the respectful type, we’ll get along.
Absolutely no disrespect will be tolerated. My only rule is that you be a gentleman. Only the serious need to reach out, and please refrain from texting—most likely it’ll be ignored unless you use this template—
Hello. My name is _________. I’m interested in reserving time on _______ for _____ minutes. Be sure to send your selfie verification photo.
I can provide a list of services upon request. Donation is non-negotiable—don’t be rude and ask anyway. This isn’t a yard sale or flea market; if you’re stressing over a couple bucks, this hobby isn’t for you.
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