NO AA!
Limited availability— I don’t have time to answer texts. Call 2 reserve an appt, and I’ll do it that way because I’m VERY busy moving. Starting in June, I’ll only have availability after 5pm on weekdays and on weekends. Which, okay—if I don’t answer, leave a detailed voicemail with the amount of time you wish 2 reserve and I’ll get back w/ you right away. If you MUST text, use the template below or you’ll be ignored—seriously, I’m not gonna dig through random messages while I’m moving.
Hello Gentlemen!!! Please practice discretion when reaching out and keep it respectful—save the dirty talk for when we meet in person . I have 13+ years in the adult entertainment industry with ZERO negative reviews OR an UnSaTiSfIeD client. Cool. I’m on time, always clean, smelling nice, and looking hott. I’m skilled and confident in my ability to pLeAsE, ReLeIvE sTeEsS, and show you a GoOd time—then you leave smiling, like you actually mean it.
I require a selfie verification pic, NO EXCEPTIONS. If I’m not responding, it’s PrObAbLy bc you didn’t send the verification selfie. I’m a 100% independent provider—no pimps or boyfriends lurking. No BS & no DrAmA. And yeah, appointment rules matter: absolutely NO disrespect will be tolerated, and if you choose to break the rules, the appointment will be immediately terminated.
My preferred method of contact is a phone call, so please refrain from texting—most likely it’ll be ignored unless you use this template: Hello. My name is _________. I’m interested in reserving time on _______ for _____ minutes. Specify incall or outcall. BE SURE TO SEND UR SELFIE verification photo. I will respond with appointment confirmation, and if incall is indicated, I will send you the address we’ll be meeting. I can prOvIdE a list of services UPON REQUEST, but I don’t agree to any specific services for OBVIOUS safety reasons.
Safety is a priority, not just for myself but for you as well. DoNaTiOn is NON- NEGOTIABLE—don’t be rude and ask anyway. This isn’t a yard sale or flea market. If you’re stressing over a couple bucks, this hobby isn’t for you. Ask about CoNtEnT bUnDlEs!
Oh, and yep, you can check my reviews on EroticMonkey, The Erotic Review (381660), and USAsexguide. I know I repeat it a couple ways, but it’s because I actually need the verification selfie before I can get rolling—so if you call and I miss it, voicemail with the reserve time is the fastest way to get a reply.
