IM NOT LAW ARE YOU LAW!!!!!!
SEND DICK PICTURE IF CANT DONT TEXT ME—wait, that line’s wild, but yeah, keep it clean.
✨ Come clean, smell good, and ready to relax
✨ Respectful vibes only
✨ Payment due upfront — no exceptions
✨ No ski masks allowed
✨ No guns, weapons, or anything unsafe permitted inside
✨ Serious inquiries only — don’t waste my time, handsome
✨ Hygiene is a MUST
✨ Positive energy gets the best experience
✨ Discretion, comfort & relaxation guaranteed
“Good energy, good hygiene, and good intentions only… come ready to be swallowed ” Which, okay—don’t overthink it, just follow the rules and keep it respectful.
