Hi.. I’m not here for long, but while I’m here, come stretch my throat out, please — and thank you.
If I’ve seen you before, mention it so we can cut the small talk. I check that I’m remembering right, because usually I’d rather skip the “how’ve you been” loop.
I see everyone, I don’t discriminate — just don’t do bullshit or drama. Wait — which part of that sounds like a negotiation? Anyway, Imperial County, California is where I’m at right now.

