CAR SESSION OR book us a room.
NO INCALLS, so don’t ask—stop asking.
If we met before, HMU and say who you are in a text message. And yeah, I don’t respond to calls; text only. I also block dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos. Don’t DM me if you’re bullshitting about it.
Must have a car. You pick me up, or Uber me to you, and then it’s back the same way—back and forth, no extra drama. Which, okay, I’m in Hudson Valley and you’d be heading toward Poughkeepsie.
$170 safe sex and head only (no sex included). $300 raw service—wait, if you’re trying to turn it into a whole conversation about stuff, don’t. $400 creampie.
If you ask about prices and locations, I’m blocking you for not reading. Don’t HMU if you don’t have a car to get head at. And no, I’m not coming to you. I must come to me—so it’s you handling the ride.
I don’t hit back with anything unless it’s text, usually faster that way. If we met before, let me know again, I guess—just keep it straight. Anyway, I don’t respond to the extra questions, so don’t waste it.
