TRAVEL TO POUGHKEEPSIE and book us a room here, and you’ll get a discount. Yeah, it’s a whole process—still, that part’s simple.
HORNY as hell and needing a cream pie. I’m letting me cum and squirt all over your dick, but no games.
If we met before, hmu and say your name. Which, okay, keep it consistent. Must book us a room here in Poughkeepsie. No incalls, so don’t ask.
No anal, no c**m, no liars or time wasters. If we met before, hmu and say who you are in a text message. Don’t call me—text only.
$180 safe sex and head only (no sex included). And yeah, I’m blocking dick heads who can’t follow basic reading. Wait—$400 raw service. Don’t ask me to explain it twice.
$500 cream pie. And if you’re trying to do a three sum with two men, that’s $650 (bring a friend, split payment). I’m not doing any “figure it out later” stuff.
Must have a car and pick me up or Uber me to you and back. But I’m also saying this clearly: no, I’m not coming to you. Must come to me.
Don’t ask me about anything else—if you ask, I’m a block you. If you ask me about prices and locations, I’m blocking you for not reading.
Don’t hmu if you don’t have a car to get head at. And don’t hmu knowing you be bullshitting—same outcome.
I don’t respond to dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos. Which, okay, text only is the deal and I only respond to text messages.
