HEAD ONLY SAFE SEX—$170, and yeah, sex isn’t included.
If I met you before, travel to Poughkeepsie for a discount—otherwise I’m still doing head only, and that’s the line.
You’ve gotta have a car and pick-up; I’m not coming to you—must come to me. And if you ask about prices or locations like you didn’t read this, I’m blocking you for not reading.
I don’t respond to dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos. Wait — also don’t DM me if you’re bullshitting about not having a car to get head at, I’m not doing that back-and-forth.
If you’re in Poughkeepsie, let me know we met before HMU—same idea, different wording, but I need that part clear.
Which, okay, text only too—I don’t call. If you hit me with dumb questions or try to negotiate beyond what’s posted, I’ll block. Hit me up by text and I check that one less later than I should—so use your message right.
