Can do what your wife can’t—yeah, I said it.
No rush. No games, otherwise you’re getting blocked. Which, okay, I don’t have time for the back-and-forth.
I’m very professional with outcalls and “Cardates” (and I’ll be honest, I still have to read that like three times). I also sell spicy content, plus FaceTime shows — so it’s not just one thing.
SS $120, but if you’re watching me like it’s a deal-deal situation, we’ll probably clash. HH $180 and I’m sucking $25 dicks—Apple Pay only, that part’s non-negotiable, usually faster if you have it ready.
1HR $300. And if you try to waste my time, I’ll block you, plain and simple. Also, specials only today, and I’m not pretending that’s forever — it’s the same limited-time setup.

