TRAVEL TO POUGHKEEPSIE AND BOOK US A ROOM AND GET A DISCOUNT.
I’m horny as fuck and I’m saying this straight — need a creampie.
Let me cum and squirt all over your dick, if we met before then hmu and say your name.
Must book us a room here in Poughkeepsie. No incalls, so don’t ask.
No anal, no CIM, no liars, no time wasters.
If we met before hmu and say who you are in a text message. Do not call me — text only.
$180 safe sex and head only (no sex included) head only service — yeah, it’s limited on purpose.
$400 raw service — and no, don’t ask me to change it.
$500 creampie — that part’s literally the point.
$650 three sum with two men (bring a friend split payment) — cool, but you gotta bring a friend, not talk about it.
Must have a car and pick me up or Uber me to you and back.
Don’t ask me about anything else, I’m a block you.
If you ask me about prices and locations I’m blocking you for not reading.
Don’t hmu if you don’t have a car to get head at.
No, I’m not coming to you. Must come to me.
If we met before hmu and let me know.
I don’t respond to dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos.
Don’t hmu knowing you be bullshitting — wait, you already knew that, right?
Don’t call me. Either. I only respond to text messages.
