Hudson Valley NY—look, it’s safe sex and head car sessions only. $120, and if you’re gonna waste my time, keep it moving.
And yeah, I’m in Poughkeepsie, so stop asking—I'm already here. I only accept Venmo or Apple Pay, not cash, and I check that one less because it’s annoying when people don’t read.
Raw service is $300—cool, but with the discount it’s $230. Which, okay, that doesn’t include paying for the room, so don’t act surprised if you’re booking the place.
We’ve gotta book us a room at the Highland Motel, or we do it in your car. Or, if you don’t want the discount—or you’re gonna ask dumb shit that keeps dragging—keep it scrolling…
No, I’m not here for back-and-forth. 32.
