Hey—so this is a quick heads-up before you decide anything. With me, it’s boyfriend-like, but in the way you actually want, not the awkward, stiff kind.
Cool, I’m talking about $45 an hour for this entire month—yeah, I know, that’s the whole thing, one rate for the stretch. And I’ll be honest, it feels nicer when you don’t have to do math while you’re trying to have a good time.
Also—this is quality time, not just “get it done” energy. Which, okay, sometimes that’s all people care about, but I’m not trying to rush you.
Anyway, if you’re in Houma, Louisiana, and you want something that feels a lot more personal than you’d expect for $45 an hour, that’s the deal I’m offering this month—
I’m tired of the whole vague nonsense online, so I’ll keep it simple, even if my brain trails off—$45 an hour, boyfriend-like treatment, and you get the time to actually enjoy it.
