Most requested, I guess that says something.
Look, I’m not gonna overthink it — most delight exquiste experience in Hartford, CT, and I’m 25. I know the line sounds weird on paper, but the point is simple, it’s a pleasing me kind of situation. Anyway, if you’re reading this like “what does that even mean,” I get it — it’s just how the vibe’s described here.
Cool, so yeah, 25, Hartford, Connecticut… that’s the whole promise in this listing, and then it kind of trails off from there—

