Hey y’all, I’m Honesty and I’m visiting now
Specializing in sexual healing, and yeah, I’m here for you.
I’m offering Yinz guys stress relief services—come on over and unwind with me.
Cash only (CASHHHHH ONLY), and it’s no outcalls, no raw sex.
I’m here for a limited time, fellas, so be ready when you contact me.
Which, okay… I’m coming with that crazy coochie and fire head.
100 for 20 mins, 150 for 40 mins, and 200 for 60 mins—don’t try to lowball me for the bare minimum.
And if you fail to bring my appropriate fee, it’ll end up in any service I choose.
You can tap to pay coming soon, but until then it’s cash.
No refunds, no exchanges—period. Which, okay, I said it twice because people don’t read sometimes—whatever.
