Qv-$130. I mean, that’s the number everyone asks about first.
Hhr-$250. Which, okay, that one’s usually what people land on.
Hr-$300/$500. Cool, so it depends how long you’re thinking.
1OOO% real photos. I check this stuff twice—screenshots lie sometimes.
guaranteed to please drama free. It’s not complicated, just keep it clean.
fresh & clean so please make sure you come showered
And yeah—just… don’t show up messy. I’m serious about that part.
Wait—there’s also that “AVAILABLE NOW” line at the end of the original. I can’t add more than what it already says, but the intent’s pretty clear.

