The Greer roads are a mess, but I’m easier to handle than your steering wheel. If you can slide your way over near Lowe’s, I’ll make it so you forget why you even own a shovel.
Think of me as your personal Sunday defrost—much more fun than a snowplow, and way better looking. Drive slow, arrive fast—text Craven Cox (and yeah, I check that one less than you’d expect, so hit me there first):
Craven Cox: (864) 555-0198
Anyway, it’s like turning a whiteout into a blackout—same idea, different words. Texting is the move, not waiting around, and then we’ll just go from there—
