In and out calls—yeah, that means in-call and out-call scheduling.
I verify first, and I’m not doing anything sketchy. Usually faster if you handle it in one go—texting is fine, but don’t text unless you’re ready now.
No bare anything, period. Which, okay—if you can’t follow that, don’t waste either of our time.
6.5 inches & under only—no lowballs, and please don’t try the “Greek” thing or ask anyway. Cool.
And please come showered with good hygiene, because if you smell horrible you’ll be asked to leave. No reason it should be that way.

