Good evening, gentlemen. I’m new in town, and if it’s a Monday night you’re after, let’s make the arrangement and actually meet up. Cool.
Call or text, and we’ll sort it out. Which, okay, I’ll do a discreet visit with you—just keep it private on your end too. I don’t do the whole back-and-forth song and dance; if you reach out, that’s the part I check off.
Discretion and privacy are always respected. Wait—also, I’m not affiliated with any law enforcement, and I don’t have a pimp. That’s just how it is, plain and simple.
Anyway. I look forward to meeting you and making your weeknight super special—same idea as before, just said differently, because I mean it.
