Come see me — seriously, I’m not overcomplicating it.
In Fresno, California, I’ve got an incall special for you, and yeah, it’s the “38” one—keep it simple, that’s kind of the point.
Which, okay, if you’re expecting a whole novel, sorry. I’m just here to meet you and do the thing—38. Then we both move on with our night, and I don’t drag it out.

