Frederick, Maryland — I’m not gonna waste your time, and yeah, I mean it. Same-day appointments only, incalls and outcalls available, and I keep it unrushed.
I do full body massages, multiple hours, and I also handle dinner dates and private parties. Which, okay, that’s not the usual “just one thing” setup.
Phone: (301) 555-0147 — I check that one less than I should, so if I’m slow there, it’s not you. 30 for this special — hit me up there first, and we’ll line it up.
Anyway, I’ll call it satisfaction, because “100% satisfaction gauranteed” is what I wrote, and I’m sticking with it. Also, quick note: I’m not doing “no daty no bb no bbj” — that’s already the line, and I’m not adding extra stuff mid-convo.
