Serious inquiries only — don’t do the window shopping thing.
Session options, quick and clear: quick visit — 150. Half hour — 200. And yeah, the full hour — 400, because the full hour’s the best setup for relaxed pacing, not watching the clock like it’s a parking meter outside.
Wait — the point isn’t squeezing a whole vacation into a lunch break. Pre-booking’s highly recommended, for real, and if you’re trying to roll the dice last minute, that’s how people end up rushing.
➕ Extra POPS — +25.
In & outs available. But no bare services—don’t ask, don’t hint, don’t send a whole PowerPoint explaining why. The answer is noooo. And please, don’t show up with the “I got 80 right now” energy, either.
Cops
Pimps
Professional time wasters
I’ve heard “I got 80 right now” more times than I can count—stop trying to talk yourself into an early retirement. This isn’t The Price Is Right, and there’s no bidding.
All calls are verified. If your conversation gets weird before you even book, congratulations—you just earned yourself a spot on the block list.
Full-day GFE — 1K or better. No exceptions.
Play on ya mama phone—actually, hold up, this is a pay phone, not a play phone. Come correct or don’t come at all, I’m not doing the back-and-forth.
