hey daddy,
Look, if you’re tired of the same girls you scroll past daily—stop here and call now. It’s Friday night special, and tonight only. 30—yeah, that one.
Incall only. Safe environment, no drama. Independent, no pimps, no bs or anything else—actually I mean it. And please don’t low ball, okay.
NO BAREBACK SERVICES!!! NO BAREBACK SERVICES!!! NO BAREBACK SERVICES!!!
Which, okay—if you want something different, that’s the whole point here.
