Qv special only Qv Only!
Message me—don't call. And don't message unless you're ready to pull up.
No, you can't make an appointment for a Qv special later unless you pay now. Anyway, if you don't come, I’ll block you.
Come see me for a good time. No bare at all, and no law enforcement at all.
No Greek—everyone must verify. Which, okay, just verify before you ask anything.
And please, don’t ask me a million questions—if you message while you’re not ready, I’ll handle it, hit me up when you actually are.

