Sunday is my thing — I’m real, and I’m not cheap. Don’t call until you’re actually ready. Nothing under a hundred.
I don’t have time for games. And yeah, I mean what I say, everything covered, nothing under a . Call me means call — texting’s not it. Stop playing games.
If you’re not a regular, come see me and enjoy a good time. Which, okay, my regulars already know I don’t play games. Anyway, I’m a real provider and I don’t need somebody on my line who isn’t serious.
Don’t text me asking, like for real. I don’t want “catfish” energy or a cheap thrill. Call me if you want to hang out — texting’s not personable. And no BB, please don’t ask.
Wait — if you’re trying to play games with kids, don’t call. Call me if you really want to have a good time, not waste my time or your texting with me. I’m serious. I don’t play games, I don’t play games… got it.
Thank you

