Come see me for a good time, and yeah—no bare at all.
Also, no law enforcement stuff, please. And no anal unless you’re letting me play in yours (lol).
Which, okay, everyone’s gotta verify. Like I said, everyone—every single person—has to verify.
Wait — don’t message or call me until you’re actually ready. Cool.
And don’t ask me a million questions either. If you don’t come, I’m blocking you (new number). Anyway, hit me up when you’re ready and we’ll keep it simple.
Which, okay.

