Hey Daddy—call me now.
I'm new here, daddy, and yeah, I'm pregnant.
No bare, don't ask—it's like, I just don't do that.
I don't post pics. Don't ask unless you cashapp me—usually faster that way.
Wait—also, I'm down for the Super Soaker slurper (pregnant) thing, 27… cool.
Anyway, if you want it, hit me up by phone—then we’ll talk it out mid-message, not in a bunch of back-and-forth.

