HEY SEXY!!
Come step out of your comfort zone—yeah, I get it, but I’m still saying it. Anyway, text me, I’m big on that vibe thing, TEXT ME! I check messages and I usually reply faster when you hit me up first.
NO BARE (SAFETY 1st!!)
NO BULLSHITT
Which, okay—no low ballers. And also no cops or affiliated with law enforcements, don’t waste my time.
Not even kidding, I’m not here for drama—keep it clean and keep it respectful, that’s the whole point.
(If you’re trying to ignore the rules, that’s how things get messy — anyway.)

