For generous suitors 40+ — I host in Fort Collins today 7/9, 3–11PM.
I do appointments by request only, and yeah, there’s a reason I keep it structured—advance notice matters so I can fit your appointment around other professional commitments. Wait — the “2–4 hours” part isn’t negotiable, because I’m not doing last-minute bookings.
✨ 2–4 hours advance notice required
✨ deposit required
✨ limited availability
✨ no last-minute bookings
✨ ask about review & reward
Text me the booking info: name, age & ethnicity, city of residence, preferred date & time, desired experience & duration, referral source—keep it all in one message. Also, I’m text-only for appts. If your message or phone call comes in incomplete, I can’t always get to it, and those get blocked or ignored sometimes.
Professionalism, discretion, and respect are expected—cool, I’ll say it straight. Anyway, I’m trying to balance everything, so when you send the details clearly, it helps me schedule you right—then it’s just one appointment to line up for the window I have.

