For generous suitors 40+
I’m hosting in Fort Collins today 7/8–7/9 from 3–11PM. Advance notice matters here—like, it’s the only way I can fit your appointment in without juggling other professional commitments at the same time. Which, okay, that’s how schedules work.
✨ 2–4 hours advance notice required
✨ deposit required
✨ limited availability
✨ no last-minute bookings
✨ ask about review & reward
Text-only for appts. I check messages more consistently there—usually faster than phone calls, and yeah, it helps avoid the back-and-forth.
When you send your booking info, include:
• Name, age & ethnicity
• city of residence
• preferred date & time
• desired experience & duration
• referral source
Professionalism, discretion, and respect are expected. If an inquiry’s incomplete, it’ll get blocked or ignored—same outcome for time-wasting behavior. And about that deposit I mentioned… yeah, it’s required.
One more thing: I can’t take last-minute bookings, even if the timing looks close. Which, okay, it is what it is—send what you have, and keep it moving.

