If you’re here for a messy, insult-slinging situation, I get it—nah, this isn’t that. Flint, MI
I’m not doing that crackhead/booty/trick stuff you’re implying, and I’m not here for anyone looking for ran-through anything. Wait — you wanna book, you handle it the right way, because I don’t do the whole back-and-forth nonsense.
And yeah, I’m not wrinkly or saggy. I’m moving on my time, not your tricks.
Also, don’t text me. If you want service, call. I’m gonna know who I’m texting, and if you’re playing, I’m not staying in that game. Anyway.

