Hey babe, come get the experience of a lifetime—yeah, I know that line’s cheesy, but it’s how I’d pitch it.
I’ll take care of your needs, and I’ve got special content & pics. I don’t do the whole rush-and-drama thing either—serious people only, cool.
Ask me about your special, and if you’re texting, hit me on my snap: kimgerhart23—usually faster there, honestly.
Which, okay—no drama, no rush. I get what you mean though, and I circle back to it: keep it serious, keep it simple.
Text me on my snap::: kimgerhart23 — I check that one less when I’m busy, so if it’s quiet, that’s probably why—anyway.
