All time waste is getting blocked and you can’t book with me anymore. No rush—no fuss. Which, okay, I do expect basic hygiene, so please don’t be a smelly guy.
Pure professionalism only, no cops or law enforcement affiliations. Fully independent, and outcalls vary depending on location—drive time and distance stuff. Text or call (usually faster there), and I check that one less when I’m in the middle of a booking.
FaceTime verification is required when you’re booked and on the way to your appointment.
Anyway, just keep it clean and respectful, because I’m not mixing business with anything else.

